Here we go again, another work week starting :-( Hope everyone made the best of their weekend :-)
A new Truth or Dare and little joke to get you motivated
A little dare to make you laugh: Call a 1800 customer service line for a matress or bed retailer. Ask them if they can give advice to help modify a bed frame for "special attachments" Become very explicit as the phone conversation progresses
What's Truth and Dare without the Truth :-)
What is the most unusual substance you have applied to your body or your partner's? What inspired you? Did it turn out to be erotic, hysterically funny or a terrible misjudgement?
What intriguing substance would you like to apply to your partner now?
Always remember, there are many keys to a relationship but passion is extremely important (as is laughter) :-)
Joke for the day:
What women's personal ads really mean?
Adventurous: has slept with all your mates
Athletic: flat chested
Average looking: has a face like an arse
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile: does a lot of prescription drugs
Emotionally Secure: on medication
Feminist: Obese
40-ish: 49
Free Spirit: Heroin Addict
Friendship First: former slut
Fun: Irritating
Gentle: Boring
Good Listener: Autistic
Large Lady: Morbidly Obese
Looking for Soul Mate: Stalker
New Age: Excessive Body Hair
Old Fashioned: No blow jobs or anal (sorry about your luck :-)
Open-minded: Desparate
Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate: Sloppy Drunk
Poetic: Depressive
Professional: Bitch
Romantic: Frigid
Sociable: Fanny like a yawning donkey
Voluptuous: Super-Morbidly Obese
Widow: Murderer
Hope you enjoyed the latest dose of fun bedroom games with an added twist of jokes
Talk to you soon
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