Sunday, January 23, 2011

More Fun Bedroom Games

Here we go again, another work week starting :-( Hope everyone made the best of their weekend :-)

A new Truth or Dare and little joke to get you motivated

A little dare to make you laugh: Call a 1800 customer service line for a matress or bed retailer. Ask them if they can give advice to help modify a bed frame for "special attachments" Become very explicit as the phone conversation progresses

What's Truth and Dare without the Truth :-)

What is the most unusual substance you have applied to your body or your partner's? What inspired you? Did it turn out to be erotic, hysterically funny or a terrible misjudgement?
What intriguing substance would you like to apply to your partner now?

Always remember, there are many keys to a relationship but passion is extremely important (as is laughter) :-)

Joke for the day:
What women's personal ads really mean?

Adventurous: has slept with all your mates

Athletic: flat chested

Average looking: has a face like an arse

Beautiful: Pathological liar

Contagious Smile: does a lot of prescription drugs

Emotionally Secure: on medication

Feminist: Obese

40-ish: 49

Free Spirit: Heroin Addict

Friendship First: former slut

Fun: Irritating

Gentle: Boring

Good Listener: Autistic

Large Lady: Morbidly Obese

Looking for Soul Mate: Stalker

New Age: Excessive Body Hair

Old Fashioned: No blow jobs or anal (sorry about your luck :-)

Open-minded: Desparate

Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate: Sloppy Drunk

Poetic: Depressive

Professional: Bitch

Romantic: Frigid

Sociable: Fanny like a yawning donkey

Voluptuous: Super-Morbidly Obese

Widow: Murderer

Hope you enjoyed the latest dose of fun bedroom games with an added twist of jokes

Talk to you soon

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